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Waking up with a hard-on
The Hillbilly Farm: Waking up with a hard-on
In this episode of The Hillbilly Farm "Waking up with a hard-on", the rooster cries at six in the morning and Jebadiah wakes up because he has to work on the farm. Mrs. Yokel also wakes up because she has to make the breakfast. Mr. Yokel has been worried about drought on the farm so he has not been showing Mrs. Yokel much affection lately. But he has not been worried about Darlene's dry spell. During the breakfast, Jebadiah wants to know about Scooter, who is once again late for work on the farm. So Jebadiah orders Darlene to get Scooter out of bed. But when she goes into Scooter's room, Darlene sees the redneck woke up with a achy hard-on. Poor guy... now Mrs. Yokel is going to have to help his dick subside!
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